Q. What is Lap Dance Lounge?
A. Lap Dance Lounge is a membership-based, private social club for people who have been on planet earth for at least 21 laps around the sun, and are passionate about the Art of Lap Dance. Our mission is to cultivate a thriving society that showcases the very best of the female form — where the women are compelling, the connection is genuine and the experience is always memorable. It’s an experience that cannot be defined by words, it must be felt.
Q. I'm <insert age here>. Are there other members my age?
A. If you answered with anything over "30" and under "dead," then yes, there are members your age. We have members in their 30's and members in their late 60's. Lap Dance Lounge prides itself on the diversity of its membership.
Q. Are guests allowed at Lap Dance Lounge?
A. Members are permitted to bring up to one guest with them to the club at any one time. A member’s guest may not enter the club without that member being present. Members may not be separated from their guest within the club or allow their guest to remain in the club when they leave. Guests are expected to conduct themselves in a manner respectful of our dancers, other members and our staff.
Q. Is your club couple friendly?
A. Absolutely. We take great pride in providing an atmosphere that's comfortable for both men and women alike.
Q. Is smoking allowed?
A. The entire club is non-smoking.
Q. Is tipping allowed?
A. Yes. Our dancers are allowed to receive gratuity. We pride ourselves in providing a safe, professional and fun environment that empowers women, and provides them with opportunities to become financially self-reliant.
Q. Is membership to Lap Dance Lounge worth the cost?
A: Honesty is expensive. Cheap buys you deception & lack of service all day/night long.
Q. Are your services better than a strip club?
A. We wouldn’t say better (out of respect to many strip clubs we are friends with). It is different. Being a membership-based club, we have less rules and regulations, but still operate within legal limits.
Q. Who is eligible for club membership?
A. Membership is by invite only and prospective applicants must be recommended by a current club member. The ethos behind this, is to make sure all members, in some way, link back to the founding partners. There should not be a large degree of separation between new members and current members. We have a vibrant and diverse membership who remain committed to its founding values of excellence. We would never want this to change.
Q. What are my responsibilities as a member?
A. Members are encouraged to participate actively in club activities; socializing and networking with fellow members is what a social club is all about. We want you to be an active member so we can keep our club vibrant and fun!
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