WELCOME TO THE SISTERHOOD.
HIRING DANCERS (and HOSTESSES) MEOW!!!
Ladies, who would have thought you could find a job where you could help pay for your shoe habit and not be judged?
NEWBIES: We are currently seeking qualified applicants who present themselves appropriately and can demonstrate the meaning of a strong work ethic. No experience necessary.
EXPERIENCED DANCERS: Are you tired of paying outrageous stage fees (AKA: extortion!)? Imagine keeping ALL the cash you collect, including tips. Well, now you can. We want you to succeed and want you to reach financial independence. Your success is our success.
You’ll be happy to know it's not just your looks that determine how much money you can earn. The best two qualifications are a positive attitude and being reliable. Your look obviously plays an important part, but the having the right personality is key.
Furthermore, at Lap Dance Lounge you will be treated like ohana/family/familia and receive the respect you deserve. You are part of a professional organization that respects ALL women.
It is important to know we strive for excellence and are very selective in our hiring process.
*Bonus points are awarded if you like cats, have a cat... or ARE a cat! :)
Applicants need to be 18+ years of age with reliable transportation and proper identification.
Click on the CONTACT US button at: lapdancelounge.com and email your resume to: fun@lapdancelounge.com
Please include your IG.
"This is my family. I found it, all on my own. It's little, and broken, but still good. Yeah, still good." ~ Lilo & Stitch (Walt Disney Pictures 2002)
WARNING: Must be 18 or older to play. Certain restrictions apply. Void where prohibited. Not sold in stores. Not tested on animals. Manufactured on equipment also shared with peanuts. 100% organic. No additives or preservatives. 0g trans fat. For recreational use only. May be habit forming. Use only as directed. Slippery when wet. Sanitized for your protection. First pull up, then pull down. Do not try this at home. Do not iron clothes on body. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, or undead, is purely coincidental. All suspects are innocent, until proven guilty by a Court of Law. Action figures sold separately. If you experience an erection lasting more than 4 hours, consult your physician. Say it, don't spray it. Be kind, rewind. :)
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